"The Earth was designed and built by God, who still has his hand on the thermostat."
Ill-informed Hopewell Township, Penn., resident Joe Reynolds, in a letter to the editor of The Beaver County Times debunking the scientific evidence in the global warming documentary An Incovenient Truth. If God were anything like my dad, He'd be turning the thermostat down, not up, and yelling at us to wear a sweater.