"Thank God because we didn't really have much else going in our game. I thought our five-on-five play was way below our capability level, so thank God our power play was sharp."
Kevin Constantine, coach of the Everett (Wash.) Silvertips hockey team, who offered thanks for having more players on the ice than the opposing team

"Thank God for dead soldiers."
Protest sign spotted at funerals for US soldiers killed in Iraq. Led by Rev. Fred Phelps and attended by members of his Westboro (Kan.) Baptist Church, the protests reflect the fundamentalist church's belief that military deaths in Iraq are God's punishment for the United States allowing homosexuals to live within its boarders