"This is a Christian household. If you hate God do not move in."
Statement in a lease landlord and God-loving man Joe Fabics provides to tenants renting one of six rooms in his New Brunswick, NJ, house. Fabics, who has most likely never read New Jersey's Fair Housing Act, explained the inclusion of the statement this way: "The reason for that is people lie to me and say they believe. But they are actually atheists and won't feel comfortable because this is actually God's house"

"Thank you, Jesus!"
Junior Stowers, Honolulu man responding in court to his acquittal of abusing his son. Stowers' outburst landed him in jail for contempt of court because the judge had warned defense and prosecuting attorneys that neither side should show any emotion after the verdict was read