"Here I'd always imagined Jesus was the sweet, cuddly, loving dude, and suddenly I find out he makes Conan the Barbarian look like Conan the wimp. He didn't come with a guitar singing Kum Ba Yah. Jesus brought a sword to the earth, and he is still swinging it."
Actor Stephen Baldwin, another person who has obviously never read the gospels, from his book The Unusual Suspect: My Calling to the New Hardcore Movement of Faith, which details how he found Christ