"Human life is a gift from our Creator—and that gift should never be discarded, devalued, or put up for sale."
President George Bush, as quoted from his 2006 State of the Union Address. As of February 2006, more than 28,000 Iraqi civilians and 2,200 US soldiers have died in the war in Iraq; as governor of Texas, George Bush presided over 152 executions

"I, uh, I had a conversation with God, basically. I don't know how to interpret this, but he said, 'I've given you this beautiful gift and you're throwing it away.' "
Fergie, singer of the poorly hyphenated group Black Eyed Peas, quoted in Blender magazine, thanking God for the courage to sing songs such as "My Humps," about her awesome tits and ass

"God has blessed me with legs and ass."
Stacy Keibler, former WWE starlet and current reality show dancer, quoted in Stuff magazine, thanking the Supreme Being for the body parts her male fans most often masturbate to